STOP! The item to your right is your only item in the upcoming zombie apocalypse.How will you use it

Ok so this is how we do it =D
1) Look to the right of you. What do you see?
2) Whatever you saw will be the thing that you will use against the upcoming zombie apocalypse :eek:
3) Post a comment of what it was and how you will use it =D​

What I saw:
A closet door
I will use it to protect me from the zombies eating my BRAINS :eek:​

 

A USB fan, blow the zombies away....?

 

=D nice one

 

So, I found a Glade... Bottle...
If you don't know what that is:

Spoiler

I have no idea how I am going to use this.. So I just clean the house I live in and make sure the zombies are welcome. :>

 

PREPARE THE FEAST =D

 

I found a ps3 and ill just smash them with a ps3 :P

 

I don't think the zombies know how to game :p

 

I got a Blue Snowball Mic, My Computer, A small pocket knife, a speaker, then my drawers with my knife collection....

Hmm I think I got some knifes and would use those to stab Zombies in the head :P.

 

I saw a box.

I will now hide in the box.

 

Eh, I'll kill zombies with a Pillow Pet?
I guess?

 

I see a wall....
Well I am dead

 

I saw chips.

I will force feed the zombies until they die.

 

I saw a metallic ruler to my right.
I will use it to shove it through my head causing me to die so I won't turn and will get out of this the easy way.

 

A lamp Burn the living daylights out of them and then maybe fart of pity

 

lol

 

My phone

Hit dem till death?
Idk

 

Is it a Nokia?

 

Sadly its not :(

 

You're screwed....