Share your FML moments!

So... ^

Mine happened a few days ago.
I broke my tablet, smashed up the screen. I hid it. Dad was looking for it. He didn't find it. ;)

And today, I jumped on my bed, I was sprinting, jumped on it, CRAAAAAAAACK, nobody heard tho.

Share yours!

 

Ummm... I leaned on my Ipad and the screen cracked :P

 

The bed thing never gets old...

I don't think I have any :P

 

;-;

 

I still love you, just saying xD <3

 

#demote


I jumped on my bed once, and the bottom cracked. //facepalm

 

I was under one of those volleyball nets, and one of the poles fell and smashed one of my lungs. It missed my spinal cord.

First panic attack. I thought I was a ghost, and I couldn't breathe, and my dad had to call 911. I was 7 ._.

My front of the screen was already cracked (before I got my iPhone that I have today) and I accidentally dropped it on its back, and now its cracked on both sides. I still have it :p

 

O.O thats scary

 

Yep ;-;

 

Well when I was 6 I was riding my bike with my dad, I fell, I landed on the road, my bike was on top of me,

I only had a few seconds to get off the road before I'd become turkey, so my dad helped me by picking the bike up, he chucked it onto the path, he grabbed me and pulled me onto the grass patch, about 3 metres away from the road, and unfortunately I bruised my left leg, so I couldn't actually walk, it killed when I moved.

 

Well... Umm lets just say. After a belly flop. I havnt gone to the swimming pool for months...

 

I was jumping on a ball on top for my couch and out of no where I fell and smashed my arm into the corner of the coffee table. I smashed my arm and it is forever curved. [This was when I was 2]

 

@purifiedbws's signature. ;)

 

I jumped on the couch and apparently my laptop was there too and it snapped in half. ;-;

 

Uhm well, it was Summer and I was going into the 3rd grade.

So there I was, sitting on the toilet with my new iPod 2nd generation. I absolutely loved it.
I was playing UNO and oh my god, I was dominating the other players.
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE AND I DROPPED MY iPOD IN THE TOILET WHILST DOMINATING THE OTHER PLAYERS SO IT WAS SAD. Agh, it was frantic and I was quite disturbed.
I could've won that round.

 

... And that's more important than a quake xD

 

indeed it is.

 

Man. I was playin jenga in 1st grade. And then I took out my second block and the dang tower fell.

Big nub ;-;

 

Seeing my computer and mic broken after I got back from vacation.

 

Me n my sister were racing our 4 wheelers (quads) and I hit a rock and my whole quad flipped over on me ;-; I was stuck under it for 15 min .-.