starbucks closed down and..

 

all the white girls slammed on those doors but...

 

Miley Cyrus came in, started twerking, and...

 

Then the manger threw coffee into their new dresses and...

 

65% of female tweens in the world were arrested and..

 

the other 35% were shipped off to Madagascar then..

 

they met the penguins of Madagascar but suddenly...

 

Marty came playing a trumpet, when...

 

A giant flying elephant felt light as a pebble...

 

And then mcdonalds became the main and leading industry in the world, so...

 

Poop became a candy...

 

So everybody died from eating poop besides 2 people....

 

That was me and my cat that counts as a person...

 

But they were both guys so they couldn't continue the human race so....

 

So Weird Al Yankovic started singing and people started appearing out of thin air so then.....

 

So everyone was stuck in the drive-thru because

 

The new girl Shakira broke the burger making machiene of magical magicalness so then.....

 

the people broke out into a riot and....

 

Twerked on the burger machine of magical magicalness to make it work

 

so Miley Cyrus appeared and taught everyone how to do it correctly however