Top five things that players say to mods

hei dood cen i haz mood plez i leik dis serfur and i cen tak car f it.

"I work for Planet Minecraft, can I get OP'd?"

both were things I consistently had to deal with when I was mod on another server :P

 

This is the question I get asked all the time:
"CAN I HAVE KIT MOD?!?" >.>

 

*Meanwhile in creative*
"Someone ban discdog1000 they have fly hacks!"

 

LOL

 

In Prison.
OOOH ________ HAS FLAI HAX. REPORTEDEDED.
OH ______ NO BEWS OR SWARDS ALLOWEDEDED, REPORTEDEDED.
Then I'm like -_________-
ULTRA FACEPALM.

 

In kitpvp
* someone shoots a guy in front of him *
AIMBOT
I AM REPORTING U
SAY BYE TO KITPVP

 

I saw a dude asking a mod for kit owner he was like
"can i plz have kit ownur? plz plz plz i wil do anyting for u"

 

Can I have Prot 4?
(Modname) TP!! HAXOR
(Modname) HACKS!!
(Modname) Plz unban mi I will giv u potato chips i'll giv yu anyting u wan (lmao jk)
Stop the harsh language, if not i'm getting a Mod On.
HAHA HAX RECORDED GONNA GET A MOD TO BAN HIM!

 

Give meh guard armur plz I wont tell.

Can I haz your kit op

wai u jail meh I did nuffin wrong

Plz unjail meh I won't do it again

Why was I jailed

He has 1337 hax hez flyin

 

Plz look at mah guard/mud app plz

should I make guard appz?

(Sorry I can't edit posts to add these)

 

Can I haz OP? I wont abuse it

 

Hey, can me hav gm?

 

I

see that in chat a lot :3

 

Tr

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ARE YOU MOD CAN I BE MOD
I WANNA BE A BUILDER MAKE ME ONE

 

"Are you OP?"
"Are you actually made of Beef?"
"Can I eat you?"
"Where do I apply?"
"Wow, you suck at being a Mod."

 

"Can you check out my mod app :("
Or
"Can you pls check out my mod app "

"Ban hakor PLS!"
"Hacker!! Your reported!"

 

Oh, look at that. Just logged in and this happened.

 

"pink star team pls"
"im from planet mincraft can i hav op"
"how do i apply for mod"
"OMG ADMIN HAI"
"admin theres a hacker tp pls"

 

Never said anything to a mod, just a mod asking for a sharp 30 in op pvp :P