Welcome. This is how this is going to work: If any of these things below apply to you, add up your points and at the end I will predict whether you are a simp, a staff hater or somewhere in between. If something doesn't apply to you then don't add any points from it. I will also predict which staff member you will get along with best from your results. You are always friendly towards staff, no matter what - Plus 1 point The staff have done literally nothing to you, and yet you hate them like they are your worst enemy, you feel like they are worse than the CCP - Minus 1 point You post staff appreciation threads - Plus 1 point You suddenly feel the urge to start endless poke wars with the first staff you see online - Plus 1 point You are angry at the staff due to a lack of updates - Minus 1 point You create staff hate posts - Minus 1 point You have at least 2 staff members on snapchat - Plus 1 point You are tired of the staff being so serious - Minus 1 point For an unknown reason, you feel the need to be recognized by a senior or head moderator - Plus 1 point You are a tier 3 sub on Noobcrew's OnlyFans - Instant Simp Results -4 Points: You hate the staff with a passion and you want to destroy this server. You are the Antisimp. You would go to Noobcrew's house and delete the server if you could. You would probably get along with no staff member, as you literally hate them all. -3 Points: You hate the staff, but there are one or two staff members who you actually like since you either knew them before they became staff or because you don't know them well enough to hate them yet. You would probably get along with Deathauras, because he's a mod that no one can hate. -2 Points: You strongly dislike the staff, although you are able to see through the bias of the higher mods. You think that mods change after they get accepted but you know some good staff members which you can trust and appreciate the effort they put into the server. You would probably get along with Janice, because you recognize that she puts a ton of effort into answering support tickets and helping the server. -1 Point: You generally dislike the staff, although you know that Noobcrew made all of this possible and you support him and the admins no matter what happens. You would prefer a change with a few staff members, but you don't think the team is the worst and there are many great mods. You would get along with Noobcrew, because he is the one that created the server and you can appreciate that he created a part of your childhood. 0 Points: Somehow you are neutral to the civil war on forums. You don't really care about what is going on and you probably wouldn't notice if the server stopped existing. You would get along with staff such as Daraggh and Freakface, who share the same views on the server. +1 Point: You generally like the staff. They have not wronged you but you don't simp for them. You are pretty balanced but you don't think the staff deserve hate. You would get along with Porky or any other normal mod because they help you out and stop hackers. +2 Points: You really like the staff. You get a little too close to them but you excuse it because it's a Minecraft server. You would get along with normal mods. +3 Points: You really like the staff. They are nice and haven't done anything to ruin the server. You respect their efforts and appreciate that they look at all of your reports. You would get along with Aly, as she is active in reports. +4 Points: You feel like the staff are underappreciated for their efforts. The staff deserve respect for all of their efforts. It's an unpaid Minecraft job, they are doing us a favour. You feel like the staff team don't deserve the hate they get and you would openly defend them on forums. You would get along with Sando, Quertiss, Accept and most other staff members. +5 Points: You are a simp. You openly admit it. You often change your name to a staff member's, marry the staff members and you are a tier 3 subscriber on Noobcrew's OnlyFans account. You MUST please the staff. Unfortunately this is at the cost of your sanity, as you can slowly feel it being dragged away. You would get along with every single staff member, because you love them all. Let me know what you got below!
I mean i did get along w every single staff member when I was staff, I don't hate any specifically rn but im sure a few dislike me. 7 Points
