it's been at least 10 minutes my dad was supposed to come back too, probably he forgot the milk too and is talking to your dad in the dairy section about which brand is the best
Your father is clearly a communist agent, sent by Neo-Marxists to infiltrate our society and wreak havoc upon our tender and innocent children. His absence is a ploy to meet up with fellow revolutionaries and bring down our hallowed Capitalistic system, which has no flaws whatsoever. Call your local authorities and help them bring that criminal to justice.
I saw “ i_am_youtuber has mentioned you in a post in the thread Have you seen my dad?” and deeply sighed.