• Banging your head against a wall for one hour burns 150 calories. ...

 

Weird thread but ok

 

Wow I can do this and burn 150 calories in one hour! Too bad I can only use this trick once.

 

Forgot to mention its a onetime method xD

 

dying burns 0 calories yet lets you lose weight faster than any other non surgical method.

EDIT: also a 1 time method

 

Are you sure about that?

 

sorry can't confirm :/

 

A normal person breathes ~15-30 thousand times a day.

A dead person breathes less than 3 times a day.

Let that sink in

 

Does this mean that dead people negate the necessity of breathing oxygen? I think we're onto something here :thinking_emoji: