[Intro] Yo Kaos, I swear man, all I ever seem to see round here is sketty girls, sweaty sketty girls. You get me, I'm not having it I know man, everywhere I look, something needs to be done. So what we gonna do? Don't know man You know what, **** it, just tell 'em straight init Yeah init, I'm with you, I'm with you, let's do it, tell 'em straight man Yo, all you skets out there, keep your ears open, this one's gonna relate to you Ha [Verse] Yo, remember that girl called Heather? Didn't link her 'cause she had a lot of cheddar (What d'ya mean?) When I say cheddar, I don't mean cash I mean like cheese, Heather didn't have a bath That's bull****, you was like "Yeah I'd **** it" Yeah, before I found out she had a bucket She's a proper sket man, she was going all flirty I was like "Go and have a wash, you're dirty" Remember that other girl? I think her name's Kirsty Yeah, 18 but looked about 30 Never had a job, she's never paid tax I looked to the side and seen bare ear wax She swung both ways, she even liked the catty Yeah, bare man said that she took it up the batty She was in it for the money, she was in it for the dosh She went a full week and she didn't have a wash (Eurgh) What happened with Jenny? Did you get things started? I took her to my yard and the dirty ***** farted I said rahted, bumbaclarted Looked at the back and seen **** departed Hey boomting, d'ya wanna come to my gaff? Eurgh, no, go and have a bath In fact have a shower, I'm really not fussy Leave him alone man, he don't want your ***** Who was that other girl nicknamed Darko? She lift up her armpit and left me sparko Got knocked down, got bowled right over Got knocked out from her bad body-odour What about Yoda? She drove a Skoda Knocking on my door everyday like Jehovah Yo Acer, she weren't no Witness She only had a bath once a year like Christmas What about Sarah? Thought she was a model? Na, she were too fat man, she walked with a waddle Yeah and her body smelt bad like Bitumen Only thing she's gonna model is Michelin [Outro] So there, you've been told Sketty, sweaty ******* It's a ******** Ain't life just a sweaty, sketty ***** Oh dear, haha
