I suck at cooking

guys... i have horrible newsx
i cant do a spelling


jk thats not the news
the real news is I burnt my popcorn!
I was making popcorn in the microwave and it caught on fire and so i took it outside and beat at it with a stick, and then the stick got on fire and the popcorn fire went out, and so i did a tiki dance for a couple of minutes and then threw the stick into a bush and dumped a bucket of mayo on it (dont ask) and FINALLY somehow it got put out

 

i is rlly good cook swear

 

Lmao I can cook rly good food I just cant cook those small bags of popcorn...

 

I’ve made a mistake, my apologies.

 

We once made a bag of popcorn in our microwave and it started shooting sparks..

 

consider retiring your chef utensils n taking up an occupation at a sick hawaiian tiki bar

 

Did anyone else misread the title :t:

 

No... what did you read it as...

 

One time I burnt water... it was a sad day