Yo mama jokes (offensive) (pls no delete)

Yo mama so ugly the army doesn't use guns anymore, they use her picture
Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom she scared the sh** out of the toilet!
yo mama so ugly when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back
Yo mama so fat when she fell on the ground, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says "one person at a time please"
Yo mama so ugly, hello kitty, said goodbye

 

inb4 delete

 

your Mummas so stupid she didn't have an abortion and had you instead- made that one up just now.

 

Looks like someone doesnt get enough attention

 

says the one who literally just made a thread with crap jokes!

 

In your opinion

Goddamn your salty

 

I try my best <3

 

You succeed

 

I already know

 

He just made up one yo mama joke, and you said what, 7 jokes?

Also I wouldn't call him the attention seeker when you made a whole thread trying to get people to look at your "cool" burns

 

Yo momma so fit she's the local bike.

 

Its not actually trying to roast their mom LOL

its jokes

Google what a joke is you should try making one some time

 

@Surge @Pink @Pile close this please because people cant take a joke

 

Cause people are smart enough to know that those "your mom" sayings aren't exactly 'jokes' anymore. Welcome to 2017.

 

Cant tell if this is a smart a@@ comment or not

 

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