Banned for not banning anyone.

 

Banned for not noticing that I banned @Ruminisque for "Never".

 

Banned for tagging someone.

 

Banned for banning me. You can't ban me because I said so. (No, I'm not 5, I'm 6 ._.)
I'm actually a teenager.

 

Banned for stating a false excuse to prevent a ban.

 

Banned for #Exposing me. :T

 

Banned for capitalizing the "E" in "exposing" when unneeded.

 

Banned for making my hashtag seem even lamer than it already was. #GrammarPolice

 

Banned for exposing your own hashtag.

 

Banned for having 25 messages.

 

Banned for quantitative logic, rather than qualitative.

 

Banned for analyzing my ban.

 

Banned for improper grammar (not having a subject in your sentence).

 

My subject is banning you.

Ur baned becuz u r using smart stuffs fro ur resonz.

(Due to your failure to provide a valid reason to ban me, you have been banned for abuse of power.)

 

Banned for improper spelling.

 

Banned for not spelling out the number "11" in your username.

 

Banned for incorporating the use of underscores in your username.

 

banned for having numbers in ur name

 

Banned for being the 1st post on the 300th page.