What is dumbest things you did at school

I need to know.

One time I was dared to scream out "Vanilla D*ck Pudding" and got 3 days of ISS for doing it in the middle of a important topic of a District Test. I'm doing some thing dumb by typing this on my iPad at History class right now.

 

I went to an online school in 2014 which had a learning center in town, so kids would go there and do schoolwork on the laptops at the learning center if something happened, like if their internet went out. I installed Linux on all the laptops. It was fun.

 

At my old school in 6th Grade, which I did this on the last day I was there, I installed Bonzi Buddy on all the PCs while I was taking a test when everyone in the period was in the classroom. That school was ghetto and didn't have good security on PCs or anything.

 

I attended it

 

Homeschooled.

 

A teacher said you're dumb, then I said no I'm not you are.

 

I set a fire alarm off in Reception Year and it was one of those fire alarms that had a glass panel and a hammer and i was a dumb kid and I thought what is this and I smashed the glass. and the Fire Department Came And The Classes went back in and I hid behind a kid in class while we were sitting on a carpet and one teacher went and got me. (my class teacher was really nice to me and helped me alot while i was in school) So Basically I got in deep trouble but my punishment was going to different classrooms and sit in a chair and do nothing. The Head-Teacher Called my Mum and basically said "I've never seen this happen in the 27 years I've been here." And Within a Week They All Forgot about it.

 

Walked on muddy grass walking out of school. Lets just say I couldn't get back up and got covered in mud.

 

Drugs

Lol jk, please don't do drugs.

 

I played the penis game during sex Ed in 5th grade and lost.(for those of u who don't know what that is, it's when people say the word "penis" louder than the person before them and whoever gets caught by the teacher loses).

 

I used inspect element to mask pornhub's link on a sign in button for google

 

I got minecraft on 3 or so school laptops in wet weather (when the outdoor area is too wet to play on) and me and 2 of my friends played lan and the teachers thought we were recording for a project the grade was doing in that time

This was primary school btw

 

I told a teacher to die with no regret and got one day of iss it was horrible looking at her for the rest of the year

 

Home schooled. But there is this stupid thing I do called "Math"

 

A boy in my class printed out his work and my friend did ctrl alt delete on his computer whilst it was printing, gave the computer a glitch and the printer printed around 200 copies of the sheet he was printing. The stop button wasn't working either xD he spent £40 on coloured ink with his credits lmao.

 

I didn't go.

 

Another thing is my friend turned up the sound on his phone for porn into the pa system because every Friday we are aloud to play music on the pa system so he got suspended for a week it was funny as hell do

 

When I was in year 3 Me and this kid were racing back to class and we were neck and neck so I nudged him and he went running into a tree and cut above his eye and had to get it glued together and stuff.

No one found out it was me and it's been my secret since.

 

One time in 6th Grade, My ELA teacher left her iPad logged in so i changed her school email name to Fegelein with his face as the pic and I got 3 weeks of ISS.

 

I've done everything you can think of.