Reply to the pun above and make another one. I'll start: "I saw someone getting electrified yesterday, it shocked me. " :p (I didn't actually, but said this to make the pun)
You know, becoming a vegetarian was a big missed steak ;) -- A clown held the door open for me yesterday, I thought it was a nice Jester :D
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
Mine is a bit of a story, but I hope that is fine. So there is a young child, and every day he would ride the train with his father. He always dreamed of driving the train really fast. Fast forward many years, and his dream has come true. He was hired as the driver of a train, and one day decides to go through with his childhood dream and turns the train up to maximum speed. The train ends up derailing, killing everyone on the train but him. So he is taken to court, where it is ruled that he will get the death sentence. Before he is electrocuted, the execution asks him what he wants for his final meal. The man, asks for a banana. He gets it, then eats it, then sits down on the electric chair. The execution flips the switch, and the chair turns off. After a short while, he turns it off and the man is still alive. Now in this country, there is an ancient law in place. This law states that if someone survives their execution, it must be an act of god, and they are to have all charges dropped. As such, he is released. He ends up getting his old job back, and drives the train really fast again. Again it derails, killing most of the people on it, and he survives. He is taken back to the electric chair, and once more asks for a banana. He gets it, eats it, and sits on the chair. Once again, he leaves the execution alive, and all charges are dropped. By some miracle, he gets the job back again, and ends up derailing the train and killing everyone again, He goes to his execution, and request a banana. The execution is furious. "I'm sick of you coming here and asking for the same damn banana, then walking away unharmed. No banana for you!" The man shrugs and sits on the chair. The execution flips the switch. The man is still left alive "B-but... How?!" the execution exclaims "How did you survive without the banana?!" "Oh" the man says "It had nothing to do with the banana. I'm just a really bad conductor"
Words cannot describe how attractive you are, but numbers can. 3/10. But don't worry, you're a 10 in something! The Ph scale, cuz you're basic
Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road. Cop says “For gods sake Paddy, that’s your air freshener swinging about!”
