Battle Of The Cringe

Like it sounds the goal is to have the most cringy joke of all.

Rules :

Comment down what you think is the most cringe joke.

Please don't comment any inappropriate ones.

Try not to cringe to death.

Your allowed to post more then one but let somebody else post one before you post another.

Have fun (idk how).

Example :
Q - What do you call a seagull at the bay?
A - A Bagel

WARNING! - Jokes are so cringy that they can be dangerous to humanity. Go talk to a cringe lord beforehand!

 

Q - What do you call a cow with no legs?
A - Ground Beef.

 

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

 

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Kms

 

what do u call a fish w no eyes

fsh

 

Minecraft E-girls.

 

When children send nudes to strangers they met on a block game.

 

How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole? With your BEAR hands.

What do you call a bear without ears?
B's
Why don't bears like fast food?
Cause they can't catch it LOL
ok im done thx

 

I didn't order the T-Bone, this must be a misteak

 

what do u call cheese that isnt yours

nacho cheese

 

edating/ers