The Fault In Our Stars | Chapter 1 | Part One

To you people who haven't read The Fault In Our Stars, I have decided to write it here and if you are interested, read it!
I will do the entire first chapter, which is really long.

Here we go:3

The Fault In Our Stars
Chapter One

Spoilers below

Spoiler

Late in the winter of my seventeenth year, my mother decided I was depressed, presumably because I rarely left the house, spent quite a lot of time in bed, read the same book over and over, ate infrequently, and devoted quite a bit of my abundant free time to thinking about death.
Whenever you read a cancer booklet or website or whatever, they always list depression among the side effects of cancer. But, in fact, depression is not a side effect of cancer. Depression is a side effect of dying. (Cancer is also a side effect of cancer. Almost everything is, really.) But my mom believed I required treatment, so she took me to see my Regular Doctor Jim, who agreed that I was veritably swimming in a paralyzing and totally clinical depression, and that therefore my meds should be adjusted and also I should attend a weekly Support Group.
This Support Group featured a rotating cast of characters in various states of tumor-driven unwellness. Why did the cast rotate? A side effect of dying.
The Support Group, of course, was depressing as hell. It met every Wednesday in the basement of a stone-walled Episcopal church shaped like a cross. We all sat in a circle right in the middle of the cross, where the two boards would have met, where the heart of Jesus would have been.
I noticed this because Patrick, the Support Group Leader and only person over eighteen in the room, talked about the heart of Jesus every freaking meeting, all about how we, as young cancer survivors, were sitting right in Christ's very sacred heart and whatever.
So here's how it went in God's heart: The six or seven or ten of us walked/wheeled in, grazed at a decrepit selection of cookies and lemonade, sat down in the Circle of Trust, and listened to Patrick recount for the thousandth time his depressingly miserable life story-how he had cancer in his balls and they thought he was going to die but he didn't for and now here he is, a full grown adult in a church basement in the 137th nicest city in America, divorced, addicted to video games, mostly friendless, eking out a meager living by exploiting his cancertastic past, slowly working his way towards a master's degree that will not improve his career prospects, waiting, as we all do, for the sword of Damocles to give him the reliefs that he escaped lo those many years ago when cancer took both of his nuts but spared what only the most generous souls would call his life.

 

Bump because you must read >:3

 

Is this made by you?
If so, it's nice.

 

Its a book. Have u not seen the movie trailers for it?

 

Nope.

 

Did you not read the intro? Lol. It's a famous book

 

*claps* Cant wait for part 2 *claps* Thank you for your time and effort to provide us with the book pages!

 

Put it in spoiler tags.

 

Isn't it illegal to copy books? Or am I confusing the internet. :/

 

Paper Towns is good, from what I've heard.

Spoiler: Children, close your eyes!

Also they mention chronic masturbation... ._.

 

Absolutely love this book and movie.

 

I like it Good job!

 

KEEP GOING

 

I already put the 2nd part up :>

 

You.
Are.
A.
Hero.
:'D