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Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by benji, Jan 15, 2017.

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Stacker the stalker
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I know right @Stacker7

Arabic Bear, Jan 16, 2017

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I'm in your dreams, I'm in your nightmares....
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Not creepy at all

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i wanna bake a cake with you...forever
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@reborn.

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@reborn is going to beat me in this poke war oh no
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Ikr

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Im going to give up on this poke war im no good i should just give exo my account and lose
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True and i dont want your account its to loser-ish 4 me

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iExo_ said: ↑

im so triggered djrjdkdkf
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Leave omfl

sircorgi, Jan 16, 2017

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TRIGGERED AHHH MY CAKES SUCK I AM THE WORST LAZY TOWN MEMER IMMA GO CRY
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LOL

IExo_, Jan 16, 2017

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LOL I GOT DIABETEE FROM REBONRW AMAZING CAKE KROMFRJNFJNFENFJE
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sircorgi, Jan 16, 2017

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A Preemptive Strike
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asks, "What's that for?"

"It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache."

He replies, "Gotcha!"

Should I Take Tylenol or Aspiring for My Headache?

Blondes and Headaches
A blonde goes to the doctor complaining of headaches. Noticing she hasn't taken off her headphones at all during the exam, he suggests they may be the cause of her headaches.

He tells her to take them off. "Oh, no. I just couldn't," she says. "Without them, I'd surely die."

"Oh, come now," the doctor says, "let me help you." And he pulls them off her head.

Sure enough, moments later, she is dead on the floor. Curious, he picks up the headphones and hears, "Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out..."

How Loud Noises May Trigger Headaches

Men in Uniforms
A police officer working the overnight schedule is relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.

Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed.

She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike. Would you go down to the drug store and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."

"Sure, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.

As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," he said. "Aren't you Officer O’Malley of the 8th District?"

"Yes, I am," said the officer.

"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

I Have a Rare Primary Headache Disorder

A Political Headache
"I voted for the Democrats because I didn't like the way the Republicans were running the country. Which is turning out to be like shooting yourself in the head to stop your headache."

--Jack Mayberry

A Unique Cure
"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."

"Don’t do that. Yesterday I had a headache, so I hurried home, gave my wife a big kiss and the headache disappeared. Why don't you try it?"

"Good idea. Call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."

An End to Chivalry
Courtesy of Reader’s Digest

The escalator was broken, and the only way out of the airport was up a flight of stairs. I had a big suitcase and a sore knee.

I began dragging my bag and was making a loud thud on every step when a man behind me grabbed it and carried it to the top.

"That was so chivalrous," I gushed, thanking him.

"Chivalry had nothing to do with it," he said. "I've got a splitting headache."

How To Treat Your Nagging Tension Headache.

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Nice Jokes
Surge, Jan 16, 2017

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so cringy
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http://academictips.org/blogs/funny-short-stories/

My go-to for laughs. The cringes are real

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one time I one-throated a chicken tender
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Damn bro, that sounds kinda painful

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i'm an inconsiderate edgy teenager spreading my irrelevant personal opinions on the internet
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got that right

bare, Jan 16, 2017

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Voguified said: ↑

meow
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quack

Snorlax, Jan 16, 2017

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@Random is really lame
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finally someone who agrees

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finally someone who stares at the poop i just turded out in the toilet like me
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You got a problem boi

Grayman, Jan 16, 2017

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Please Subscribe to my New channel TheDinosaurYTGames/Please Subscribe lololololololololololololollol
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Subbed
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I will! Hey, wanna play Roblox with me sometime??!
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Uhh no thx

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Happiily said: ↑

Yess please maybe we can be Besties ;)
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Tankyou vry mch

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Surge said: ↑

I like to go to the beach naked
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That's nice

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OMG ME TOO!
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:eek:

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