Roastathon

Roast me with something that has nothing to do with my pfp and/or my username

 

No

Your signature is the exact reaction of any woman looking at you.

I bet you were the first one at your elementary school to deal with pregnancy

The guy in your profile picture looks like he'd rather shoot himself than be standing next to you. Assuming you aren't the guy and are gender confused

Irrelevancy is OP in the world of roasting. Just keep being a nobody and you'll be untouchable!

 

jokes on you, i havent seen a woman in 3 years

 

I can tell

 

Roast me

 

What gave it away? You stalk too much

 

Those are some weird bread rolls

 

All I can say is that it makes sense that you are friends with a 35 year old woman on a Minecraft website.

 

LOL

 

Doesn't even make sense? Try harder?

 

damn not bad ;-;

 

it does lmao

 

Lol

 

There's nothing wrong with Pile dude... Find something less stale

 

What makes sense that I am friends with her? I can tell u don't have friends lol

 

im lowkey waiting for someone to actually get triggered because of this thread

Edit: nvm @Stee got salty already

 

It wouldve been more believable that you were lowkey waiting for this to happen if you commented this before

 

tru, but i posted it at the same time as stee did. Didn't notice until i hit refresh.
A shame that it came up second

 

Think harder?

I can tell 'u' didn't make it past middle school

Roasting is all for fun anyway. Everyone has imperfections and it's fun to exploit them.

 

The only thing to roast about me is how my iq is 50 times yours.