Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer

No.

What is minecraft

 

a documentary on arts and crafts

would a fly without wings be called a walk

 

Ok
Why am I a potato

 

Because I said you are.

Q: Meme?

A: Choose an answer and explain.

a) Meme.
b) meme.
c) Meme
d) meme
e) Yes, no, idk, WHAT IS LIFE? memes

 

f) meme

how do you drink water?

 

With bendy straws.

Is this Minetime? (plz no)

 

Ok not
How does the fact I have 12k mcmmo on prison changes the sell of american potatoes ?

 

Because American potatoes stalk you.

Do pigeons have feelings?

 

They feel like grumpy cats.

Why are dragons real?

 

Because frogs have hair.

Where is my hairbrush?

 

brush hair.

If Pedro has 420 apples and is traveling at 420 mph, and air resistance is a thing... how many human souls does it take to buy a bag of weed?

 

you'll need to stop by Monday's house on a beetle and give him your left arm. make sure you're not tall or he'll shoot your right arm's toe

if Apple made a car would it have Windows?

 

no, it would be red

why does @CypriotMerks smell

 

Because he is secretly Poop but he pretends to be a sheep with glasses on

What is minecraft anyway?

 

a block game where 5y/o kids talks trash on

what is life?

 

Shrek

how thick is the earth's crust compared to the crust on your skin?

 

Toaster.

If a is b and b = 21, what color is the square root of fish?

 

Airplane.

What does a fart smell like?

 

Candy

What is Mineverse?

 

Adidas

What is the difference between a camel and a car-insurance man