xD.
I have one :p
Yo mama so fat she has to cheat IN WII FIT
old but still priceless.

 

There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''

 

Yo mama so fat she needs multiple watches for each timezone she's in ;)

 

yo mama so stupid she bought tickets to xbox live! ;)

 

Yo mama so stupid she stayed up all night trying to catch sleep

 

xDD
Yo mama so fat her stomach got into the house 15 minutes before she did!

 

You're right my mom is fast, thanks for the compliment;)

 

Yo mama so stupid when an orange juice box said concentrated she stared at it for 15 minutes ;)

 

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!! :P

 

Yo mama so stupid, when we told her about K-Mart, she thought it was Walmart that sold the letter K!!!!

 

Bumperoo

Yo Mama so stupid she when a robber walked in and took the tv, she said "Don't forget the remote!"

 

Yo mama so old when I told her to act her age she died.

 

XD
Yo mama so ugly she gave freddy crougar nightmares!!

 

stoppit

 

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

 

Whats red and green and spins around?

Spoiler: Answer

A frog in a blender.

 

Day 5 describes me so much :D