THE TRUE LAWS OF GRAMMAR REVEALED!!!!

I found this on a Mod Application... LMAO xD

Such laws of grammar.

 

So? Do we need to know this?

 

k lez do this Andrew
GRAMMAR NAZIS UNITE!

• No full stops? How dare he!!
• Good riddance! Lowercase I's!
• WHAT IS THIS SORCERY!?!?! NO APOSTROPHES IN "DON'T"!?!?!
• Grammar*

 

This offends me as a trisexual attack helicopter.

 

bye

 

My worst thing with Grammar is to many Caps :p
(someone help me, I have a Capitalization problem .-.)

 

• No capital G in grammar
• too*
• No capital C in caps

I'M SORRY OK?

 

Oh my, you are similar to me! But I critique everything in my room (neat freak)

 

Omg same, I even adjust the angle of my shoes so they are all parallel with each other.

I think I have OCD. ;s

 

LOL I saw this too xD

 

I identify as a counter strike and you offend me globally

 

The most important thing about that is who he is. xD

 

Hahahha xDD

 

be gone

 

Omg grammar nazi time (when my grammar isn't good either)

Help @Reborn Memes is gonna kill me for my sudden bad grammar!!! *RUNS* ahhhh!!!!

 

• No full stop at first sentence

 

It should be no full stop at the first sentence.

 

You don't need full sentences in dot points, it can be brief.

 

Should it be "You don't need full sentences in dot points; it can be brief."?